cokeflow:

Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom

cokeflow:

Me pretending to be in the Snuggie commercial ft. mom

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

Just a reminder

algernonblackwood:

goingloco:

combobreakercomix:

bogleech:

Pyramid head is not a guy in a helmet. That is his head. It does not come off and there is no misunderstood animu bishie underneath and sure as hell no “Homecoming” characters underneath.

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Love him the way he is!

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I beg to differ.

Another riddle solved. Thanks.

canon

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cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

christianmingle:

am i invited

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thefrogman:

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry [website | twitter]

[video] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

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vongruby:

Take notes fellas 👆

vongruby:

Take notes fellas 👆

Everything you’ll ever need to know is in that note.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I love how she considers it for a moment, like she’s really thinking about it

She’s totally already planning what she’d use her ‘powers’ for…

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encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

thelilnan:


phoenix:


This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”


I think about this all the time

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

(Source: hawk222)

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

smilingemoticon:

  • all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
  • sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
  • all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
  • your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
  • always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

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